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Marvelous Manly All-meat Meaty Monkey Chili Recipe

As the cold grip of winter approaches us, it’s important to survive and stay warm when traveling the nation’s highways or tailgating at the local football game. You can tell a lot about a person by their choice in chili, so use this chili to impress everyone with a 5-mile radius. This chili recipe will surely satisfy any hunger and leave you feeling warm and fulfilled inside for hours to come.*

*Fulfillment in life not guaranteed

Ingredients

• 1 lb ground monkey meat

• 0.5 lb chopped bacon

• 0.5 lb chopped or ground sausage

• 0.5 cup chopped onion

• 0.5 cup chopped bell pepper. Pick any color, but green is nice

• 1 chopped jalapeno peppers

• 4 tablespoons chili powder

• 1 teaspoon ground cumin

• 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper

• 1 can diced tomatoes

• 2 8oz. cans of tomato sauce

• salt and pepper to taste

• Corn chips, cheese, sour cream for toppings

Directions

1. After cutting up the veggies and meat, throw them on the stovetop to saute the veggies and brown the meats. Drain the fat, if desired.

2. Add seasonings, tomatoes, and tomato sauce to the delightful meat and veggie combo.

3. Bring the chili meat monstrosity to a boil and reduce heat. Cover and simmer for one hour, stirring occasionally. In this step, you can add water to adjust the thickness of your chili. Start with adding a cup of water to thin it out if you prefer soup-like chili.

4. Serve to your friends and family. You may also serve this to your enemies as it will likely convert them to friends. This chili has magic powers.

5. Add cheese, sour cream, and corn chips as desired. And you'll desire them.

 Effects

Scientists have studied the effects of chili on the human body for years and found that it helps keep you warm and happy during colder months. Use this hearty chili recipe to prepare for your next RV trip or tailgating event.